Thursday, January 31, 2013

28. Little White Lies...

A while go, this conversation took place between my son and I:

"Mom? How can Santa bring us presents? We don't have a chimney."

Crap... that's what I get for buying a newer house. Without a damn chimney.

"Well honey, Santa has Christmas magic so he can still come in even when we don't have a chimney."

Whew!!! He believed me.

Fast forward to today...

Today, for the millionth time, Michael asked me, "Mom, are dragons magic?"

For the millionth time, I answered, "Honey, magic is not real," hoping to finally put an end to the question.

"But Santa's magic is real."

Fuck. ME!

That's what I get for lying to my kid about Santa.

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