12. Whaaaat?

One day, when I picked up the boys from ACI, we came home on the freeway. As we were going over the Garden of the Gods bridge, there are these deep bumps in the road.
Every time we drove over one, we would sort of glide up and down; the boys would say "Whoa!!!"

After about four 'whoas' Michael says, "That makes my penis feel salty.'

I was sure I did not hear him right, "What did you say?"

Sure enough, he says, "That makes my penis feel salty."

"What do you mean your penis feels salty? How do you KNOW it FEELS salty?"

Michael is frustrated, "MOM, when we go over the bumps, we go fast and air goes inside my penis and it makes it FEEL salty?"

Whaaaaaat????