Michael: "Mom, is there a bone in my penis?"
Me thinking: OH CRAP! "No honey, there is no bone in your penis. Your penis is a muscle**."
Yes, I know it is not technically a muscle, but it's the easiest way to explain it to Michael.
Michael: "How can it be a muscle if there is no bone there?"
A long time ago I told him that we have muscles around our arm and leg bones.
Damn! I should've been a doctor. This kids wants to know stuff I don't know about.
**Since then, I have found out that it's more like a sponge that fills up with blood. Not sure I wanted to know that, but for my boys, I'll do anything. I mean... I touch spiders now for Goodness' Sake!!!